Fast, Powerful Relief—Naturally.
Cranky Bones is an all-natural, hemp-based relief balm designed to get you back doing what you love.
Testimonials
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"I've had chronic lower back pain for 3 years, the last 16 months so bad l've not been able to work physically in my line of work.Ive been through so many modalities of treatment, spent $1000s of dollars in desperation, trying to find some relief, usually to no avail.However, I noticed a distinct reduction in pain after using cranky bones. If I rub it on in the morning, I can get through my day-to-day activities with a lot less pain. Putting it on at night helps with sleep as well. I highly recommend it."
GEZZA BLAKE - VETERAN FIREFIGHTER, LIFELONG SURFER,CRITICAL THINKER AND FRIEND TO MANY ACROSS THE GLOBE
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"After decades of slinging guitars and and being in construction my neck and shoulders can be pretty fragile. In between my quarterly physio sessions I've been using Cranky Bones whenever I get a bit sore. It's next level gear, gets rid of pain and niggles within a few minutes and can give you relief for extended periods after one application. Highly recommend, get amongst it!!!"
CAM EDWARDS - PUNK ROCK ORIGINAL, TRADIE, DAD, KNOCK ABOUT AUSSIE BLOKE
Meet Your New Favourite Relief Balm
Cranky Bones 50g/1.69FL,OZ
100% Natural & Organic Ingredients / Fast-Absorbing & Long-Lasting / Over 500 Happy Customers & Growing.
How It Works – Fast, Natural Relief in 3 Simple Steps
Scoop a small amount of our hemp seed oil infused relief balm, warm it between your fingers, and apply it directly to sore muscles, stiff joints, or tension spots for deep, targeted absorption.
Cranky No More - feel the relief within minutes as the hemp and powerful botanicals like turmeric, and calendula work together to get you moving and doing the things that matter to you.
Why Choose Cranky Bones?
100% Natural & Chemical-Free – No synthetic junk, just plant-based goodness.
Fast-Acting, Long-Lasting Formula – Relief in minutes, comfort for hours.
Designed for Real Life – Whether you're an athlete, a weekend hiker, or just need daily relief, we’ve got you.